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Will my boobs explode?

Seeded on Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:11 PM EST
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health, essex, breast-implant, bodybuilder, boob-job, pip, jodie-marsh
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JODIE Marsh is scared her boobs may explode — as she could have toxic breast implants.

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Sir Richard Owen

The French implants are made with sub-standard silicone gel, increasing the risk that they could rupture dangerously.

  • 6 votes
#1 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:13 PM EST
gmross

She could always have them replaced with a better implant, or just complete the transition she started and become a man. LOL

Sir Richard Owen, I don't know if your boobs will explode, I haven't seen 'em. :-P

  • 6 votes
#1.1 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:37 PM EST
Dennis P McCann

Just lose the implants. They're not helping anything anyway.

  • 8 votes
#1.2 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:35 PM EST
Dennis Kemmerer

That's gonna be messy. :)

  • 5 votes
#1.3 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:55 PM EST
Robert in Ohio

S R O

Are we talking a pop and a leak or are we talking about explosive decompression here/

Just wondering if there is a public health hazard for those around her

:-o)

  • 4 votes
#1.4 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:10 AM EST
Sir Richard Owen

Maybe insufflation.

  • 3 votes
#1.5 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:35 AM EST
Robert in Ohio

S R O

Wouldn't be more the opposite of insufflation (which is blowing air or substance into a body cavity) it at least seems like to explosion could be blowing materials outward.

LOL

Thanks for the lighter moment

  • 3 votes
#1.6 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:31 AM EST
Sir Richard Owen

Maybe this is a better example.

  • 2 votes
#1.7 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:41 AM EST
mstanley2265

It says "inappropriate content"...geez to early in the Morning here

  • 3 votes
#1.8 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:59 AM EST
Robert in Ohio

S R O

gotta agree with mstanley on this one

way too early for that

  • 3 votes
#1.9 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:26 AM EST
Sir Richard Owen

It's way too early in the morning for me to take either one of you seriously.

"This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines"

If it violated their guidelines, it wouldn't be posted there at all.

And if it's safe for YouTube, it's safe for here.

  • 2 votes
#1.10 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:47 AM EST
Robert in Ohio

S R O

Didn't say it was unsafe (whatever that means) or inappropriate for the site, just offered that it was not a picture I wanted to look at before I finished my coffee.

Lighten up, a sense of humor is free

  • 2 votes
#1.11 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:40 PM EST
Sir Richard Owen

just offered that it was not a picture I wanted to look at before I finished my coffee.

Statement is false. You made no mention of coffee until just now.

Lighten up, a sense of humor is free

Next time, try to be funny, instead of commenting in a castigatory tone.

  • 1 vote
#1.12 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:50 PM EST
mstanley2265

For Robert.... that was a funny.... and me...I always say geez too early, we just forgot the LOL's...and for that I apologize. Next Time I will write LOL after the inappropriate content that my filter filtered and notified me of same.

  • 1 vote
#1.13 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:08 PM EST
Robert in Ohio

S R O

Like I said a sense of humor is free, but if your sensibilities were offended by my comment then I offer an apology and an olive branch which you may beat me with until you feel I have suffered enough

  • 2 votes
#1.14 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:19 PM EST
mstanley2265

wow, Robert, that's way cool, take a beating will ya? Shades of belle....lol

  • 1 vote
#1.15 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:21 PM EST
mstanley2265

Robert, psst..we're soooo in trouble, Sir Richard's avator, check it out.

  • 1 vote
#1.16 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:26 PM EST
Robert in Ohio

mstanley

I just locked the office door

:-o)

  • 2 votes
#1.17 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:57 PM EST
grump in NM

Hi, guys. I was just sitting here thinking that I have lived the most sheltered and uneventful live of the average "American Prude". Although I talk up a racy and goofy storm sometimes, I am so very lacking in experience -- I have never, ever felt or touched any rock hard silicone gel breast implants.

I wonder if they are realistic or if they would be like groping a bowling ball? I have felt up a bowling ball or two or three but, as far as being the least bit erotic for me, they fail the simplest of tests.

Some day, I suppose and most fervently hope, I will finally drag myself screaming and kicking into this century and get a chance to explore the wonders of silicone gel. But, the sweet young thing pictured above is frightening enough to cause me to hesitate. Yes, I would be afraid to ask her for permission to touch those.

I think I will go to the grocery and molest some grapefruit. Much safer, I think.

  • 3 votes
#1.18 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:19 PM EST
mstanley2265

I think that would be a good idea, the grapefruit that is. :) Someone like that, she could seriously Hurt you...

  • 2 votes
#1.19 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:26 PM EST
grump in NM

m., I am a simple soul. No pain for me.

  • 1 vote
#1.20 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:28 PM EST
Kim-Mystic Tears

Well Grump, you need to get on that right away! :)

  • 1 vote
#1.21 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:29 PM EST
Queenie of the castle

grump, I have had the opportunity to feel them, and I must say, that they feel nothing like the real thing. Don't waste your time or effort, it's truly not worth it.

  • 2 votes
#1.22 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:33 PM EST
FlNutmegger

Hey grump in NM, don't worry about man handling the fruit ;~)) did you check out the abs on this girl for gosh sakes. She is just scary to look at. Signed: Another very old, wrinkly, and one only lifetime woman, guy. Man I bet getting those tattoos really hurt too.

  • 3 votes
#1.23 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:36 PM EST
grump in NM

Kim, the grapefruit?

Queenie, thanks ever so much. Really, if it ain't real, why bother? Besides, my inflatable girlfriend and my toaster (set on dark) may get jealous and I could not bear to break their hearts.

Nutty, another? I ain't all THAT old.

  • 3 votes
#1.24 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:38 PM EST
Kim-Mystic Tears

Either one grump, just go have fun! Im sure you deserve the smiles..:) and Finutmegger tattoos dont really hurt, at least mine didnt..

  • 3 votes
#1.25 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:44 PM EST
mstanley2265

EE2EG, ohhhh our grump is gonna have fun, when m get to New Mexico next year...LOL

  • 1 vote
#1.26 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:45 PM EST
grump in NM

Ok, Kim. Don't egg m. on. She needs no encouragement. I am already scared enough as it is.

*grump runs out in the back yard and continues to work furiously on the deep underground zombie, vampire, crazy neighbor lady and cougar proof fallout, radiation and blast bunker*

  • 2 votes
#1.27 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:24 PM EST
mstanley2265

While you're doing that, I hope you are brushing up on your dancing. I love to dance. :)

  • 1 vote
#1.28 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:33 PM EST
grump in NM

I don't dance. No good at it.

  • 3 votes
#1.29 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:10 PM EST
Dennis P McCann

I only dance horizontally.

  • 3 votes
#1.30 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:13 PM EST
grump in NM

Seizures, perhaps?

  • 3 votes
#1.31 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:16 PM EST
Dennis P McCann

Nah, haven't induced any in a while. I'm more careful these days.

  • 2 votes
#1.32 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:17 PM EST
mstanley2265

horizontal is fine

  • 2 votes
#1.33 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:34 PM EST
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grump in NM

Yep, she looks like she is about to explode. Any minute now, I think.

Waiting over here.

Still waiting.

la la la la la.

Waiting.

  • 8 votes
Reply#2 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:45 PM EST
Dowser

I wonder the same thing, every day... And I have no implants.

Never mind...

  • 6 votes
Reply#3 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:43 PM EST
Dennis P McCann

Hi there!

  • 6 votes
#3.1 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM EST
Dowser

Hi Dennis! I hope you are well! :-)

  • 7 votes
#3.2 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM EST
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magz

Implantable Explosive Device.

  • 6 votes
Reply#4 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM EST
mstanley2265

LOL

  • 4 votes
#4.1 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:30 PM EST
gmross

BOOM!!

Sorry, couldn't help it. mstanley you look good in blue. :-))

  • 4 votes
#4.2 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:33 PM EST
mstanley2265

I thought of that but I figured someone else should have the pleasure...LOL I'm glad I never had to even Think about those...yikes!!! but I did know a woman that had those that leaked back in the day. She was miserable, had to get a lawyer, go through all of the surgery to remove. She was a wreck. And on top of that she only did it because of her ex and then he walked out on her.

Way I figure, they don't like what I have....move on :)

I know, tks, favorite color, then autumns, and some shades of green since I have Auburn hair now. :) It's another reason I like NV, they choose my number one favorite color. :)

  • 4 votes
#4.3 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:38 PM EST
gmross

:-)

  • 4 votes
#4.4 - Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:44 PM EST
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Kim-Mystic Tears

She should have maybe given that some thought before getting them done..a good DR. typically goes over all the risks before having the procedure and even asks you to give it some thought before going under the knife. She can always get them removed if she is that worried about it but again that is more pain and another surgery to have to go through.

  • 4 votes
Reply#5 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:06 AM EST
grump in NM

Kim, I believe that particular implant was used by doctors in Mexico. Maybe that is where she got them.

  • 3 votes
#5.1 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:49 AM EST
Kim-Mystic Tears

Maybe so grump but I would hope that even the DR in Mexico if that was the case let her know about the risks...

  • 3 votes
#5.2 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:24 PM EST
grump in NM

Kim, I would suggest that any woman who would go to Mexico and get cut rate breast implants at a cut rate surgery and hospital price is not too concerned or informed about the risks involved.

The risks of such surgery in the best hospitals in America is real and frightening enough. At least, in American hospitals with American doctors, a patient has some reasonable legal remedy if something goes woefully wrong. Such remedy is not available in Mexico, for the most part, and you are simply on your own.

  • 1 vote
#5.3 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:27 PM EST
FlNutmegger

grump in NM, where in America did you find American doctors. I just got done with a 5 month adventure for 2 count'em 2 different attacks of cancer and all of the surgeries that went with them except Chemo which I politely refused. All of my doctors were of Middle Eastern heritage and one even brought his own interpreter with him.

  • 1 vote
#5.4 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:43 PM EST
grump in NM

That's ok, Nutty. As long as they did you a good job. If you have a malpractice problem in America, you have recourse. In Mexico, you don't. I sincerely hope you are doing well.

My grandson was in the hospital recently and the pediatrician handling his case went to med school in the US. He was born in Tunisia -- this guy was good and smart as a whip and took great care of my grandson. He was a great guy, too. I really liked him and so did the family.

  • 1 vote
#5.5 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:51 PM EST
Kim-Mystic Tears

I agree with that grump and it is also her fault as well for not doing a background check on this place in Mexico, lets only hope that she did and also did some sort of prior research on getting the implants as well. I'm sure there are good DR's there you just have to take the time yourself to look and find them or she could have just gone to her Primary Care Dr. and they could have referred her to a good DR, that might have been the better idea.

  • 1 vote
#5.6 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:14 PM EST
FlNutmegger

grump in NM:, That's ok, Nutty. As long as they did you a good job. If you have a malpractice problem in America, you have recourse. In Mexico, you don't. I sincerely hope you are doing well.

Please don't misunderstand, grump, they took exceptional care of me. My point was, and still is, that we are importing our doctors, too. I was under the care of a Hospitalist, who came originally, and was educated, in Syria but was one heck of a guy, too. Why the heck aren't we, who are supposed to have the finest medical facilities in the world, not educating enough doctors to care for us? The Brit, who finally diagnosed me with colon cancer, was the last in a series of surgical specialists, and not a single one of them was American born.
I'm sorry to hear about your grandson. Is he OK now?

    #5.7 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:56 PM EST
    grump in NM

    Nutty, My grandson had a kidney transplant 3 years ago when he was 15. These things take time and transplants come with their own problems, unfortunately. Thanks for asking.

    He is here today with me. He likes staying with his grandpa and my Corgi dogs. Actually, I got the dogs to give him a little dog therapy, dog kisses and dog love - and they are doing a great job at their assigned task. He is sitting at his computer playing right now with two Corgi dogs in his lap. He loves those dogs and they love him, too. They make him happy and that is their job.

    • 2 votes
    #5.8 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:30 PM EST
    FlNutmegger

    grump:, thanks and I am truly glad that he is coming along. You are on the money when you say that transplants come with side problems all their own and unique to the organ too. At his age he doe not need to be facing this and I do wish him well.

    I also apologize, to the folks, for taking this thread off point if you will but we'll put it down to the senility of the old man. How'sat?

    • 2 votes
    #5.9 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:38 PM EST
    Dennis P McCann

    How'sat?

    It's got a decent beat, and you can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

    • 3 votes
    #5.10 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:42 PM EST
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    Queenie of the castle

    Didn't I see this on 1000 Ways to Die?

    • 3 votes
    Reply#6 - Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:51 AM EST
    lol@that

    Yep. #448- Boob-y Trap.

    • 3 votes
    #6.1 - Thu Jan 12, 2012 3:45 PM EST
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    sky dog

    Will my boobs explode?

    YES!

    If your face doesn't fall off first.

    • 3 votes
    Reply#7 - Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:39 PM EST
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